*opens a pack of gum*
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
"you ugly mayonnaise bitch"
women arent complicated youre just dumb
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
what is shoot up schools?
What Is “Pay For Nudes”?
What is “ride bikes in the rain”
What is “fuck their pets”
What is “dance offbeat”?
what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads
what is not season their food?
What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”
what the fuck ash
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.