Welcome to my kingdom peasants ;)

aconnormanning:

fun prank: don’t sexually harrass women and upload it onto YouTube

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

awwww-cute:

Norwegian Forest Cats

awwww-cute:

Norwegian Forest Cats

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev (via wordsnquotes)

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

recoverykitty:

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

 

recoverykitty:

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

 



First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

popcrimes:


"The queen of rap, slayin’ with Queen Bey"

Nicki and Beyonce off to conquer Rome or something.

popcrimes:

"The queen of rap, slayin’ with Queen Bey"

Nicki and Beyonce off to conquer Rome or something.

hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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brutalgeneration:

Multnomah (by The Rune Project)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

dapperpugs:

via

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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